You Sunk My Battleship

Manning Park February 2012

Manning Park February 2012

Growing up I didn’t have to walk knee-deep in snow ten miles uphill to and from school each day but my childhood was certainly different from the current generation.

Happiness doesn’t depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude.

I am glad for the lack of electronics then as I live now in that age but also have the benefit of having grown up without it and memories of simpler activities.

I can appreciate colour tv because when I was young, tv was black and white. I hope you are sitting down for this, I’m not kidding, no remote control, really. If you wanted to change the channel you had to walk over and do it yourself, same with volume.  We only had a handful of channels anyway.

I can appreciate cell phones because when I was young, they didn’t exist and our phone had a dial.

battleshipBefore I get carried away with the differences, and get all verbose, the title of this post is “you sunk my battleship”.  You may know the game where two people fire imaginary shots at the other player’s hidden ships.  My Dad and I played this game with hand drawn grids on sheets of paper. I see that now as a privilege to have learned to have played games with not much more than paper and pens.

My Dad also bought balsa wood for me and taught me to make kites by hand with newspaper, string and with the right wind I flew them at the park two blocks from our home in East Vancouver.

paper kite

Playing hide and seek in the yard with other kids, riding my bike, shooting peas through straws, water pistols, and playing catch are the memories of my youth. I did watch tv as well but in my mind it was fairly balanced childhood between tv and outside activity.

I hope you have memories like I have, some special activities with your family growing up that are special, they are yours forever, share them, cherish them like I do my sunk battleships.

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The Best Medicine of all

rhino artistThere was a time I spent a great number of hours, days, weeks and months in the hospital, for several years in a row. It was long ago now and I was stationed in a hospital room with 3 other people and we shared the washroom.

It could have considered fairly depressing.

For nominal privacy we could have a sheet pulled around our corner of the room but of course the sheet was 6 feet tall, didn’t reach the floor and didn’t reach the ceiling, and it certainly didn’t  create soundproofing.

When you are seriously ill though, privacy diminishes in value as you have bigger fish to fry.

All my life I have enjoyed telling jokes, and stories. I cherished Readers Digest magazines and the section called “Laughter, The Best Medicine.”  The jokes were always repeatable to any audience, easily embellished (I had lots of time to work on that) and it was great to help the staff smile as they dealt with patients, and each other.

Looking back, my habit of learning a joke or two each day was helpful to my mind and I believe also to my immune system. Every day I told the jokes to doctors, nurses, other patients, visitors, and of course my family. It lightened everyone’s day, and we smiled.

How nice to smile and help others to smile as you saw the concern in their eyes.

A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

Most of us right now probably don’t face a situation like the one I experienced, but here where the story becomes meaningful.  We all need laughter in our lives, no matter what the situation.  I hope you will allow me to recommend to you that you memorize a funny story or two so you can pull them out unexpectedly, and inject the best medicine into someone’s day.

You never know when you will be sitting on a bench, and there beside you will be someone you will be able share a smile with, which you will both enjoy.

You could make their morning, a stranger sharing a chuckle, unexpectedly.

Lightening their heart will be the best medicine of all, for both of you.

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The Falcon & The Branch

Dilbert, Snoopy and Calvin and Hobbes rule. I reblogged because I enjoyed this post and it has a message.

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Morning Story and Dilbert Vintage Dilbert
March 21, 2001

Once there was a king who received a gift of two magnificent falcons. They were peregrine falcons, the most beautiful birds he had ever seen. He gave the precious birds to his head falconer to be trained.

Months passed, and one day the head falconer informed the king that though one of the falcons was flying majestically, soaring high in the sky, the other bird had not moved from its branch since the day it had arrived.

The king summoned healers and sorcerers from all the land to tend to the falcon, but no one could make the bird fly.

He presented the task to the member of his court, but the next day, the king saw through the palace window that the bird had still not moved from its perch.

Having tried everything else, the king thought to himself, “May be I need someone…

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I gave up my day job – I didn’t win the lottery

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Funny that since I retired people assume I have nothing to do.  I did give up timesheets, and measured coffeebreaks, office emails, and pressure of deadlines and so on.

I still have a day job in a sense. I still have my responsibilities at home and in fact now that I have no day job I am glad to say I have increased those to lessen my wife’s load. I am hoping she will benefit from my retirement and maybe have more time for herself to enjoy. As a supervisor my wife is pretty easy going, but I haven’t had my monthly performance review yet either!

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

I’m not complaining about no days off because unless you are retired you don’t get it; I didn’t until I was retired. 

I still procrastinate, and that’s funny because I thought before I was retired that retirement would mean I would finally be top notch efficient and organized.  Not yet!

I like it, retirement that is,  and it feels nice to not have to worry about vacation days, and your time is certainly more flexible.

I certainly did give up my day job, but life still feels full but now I can’t account for where the time goes. (head scratch)

Now something that would be nice,  I would like to win the lottery, I don’t know what that is like; that’s for sure.  But I say that half in jest,  it is easy to read in the papers and magazines about the people who have millions and be envious but in truth I have much to grateful for, wonderful friends, wonderful family and much, much more.

* thank you for reading, love all the encouragement and likes I received lately.  I’m grateful. 

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What kind of an idiot do you think I am?

I just created the title of this post.  Some of you are wondering how many types of idiots are out there?

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Well I am not the kind that falls for phone calls telling me ” You have won a free trip to Bermuda!” Yet almost once a day the phone rings, and this obviously recorded announcement is sung into my ear before I hang the phone up for the umpteenth time.

I am also not the kind to provide my banking information in response to help someone in Nigeria move money into the country.

I am also not the heir to a fortune in England and going to respond to the estate administrator so I will receive my castle.

I know others receive these unwelcome solicitations also, do you chuckle them off? Are you irritated?  Do you write it off as electronic junk mail and let it slide off your shoulders?

I suspect you do, and I suggest you not worry too much about blocking these idiots as they always find a way around the block, just laugh it off and hang up and or hit the delete button.

Thanks for reading, and sharing! I continue to try to write something regularly, and much appreciate the encouragement to do so. 

 

 

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Searching for inspiration

Again, inspiration is all around but sometimes my ideas in the middle of the night don’t fare as well in the clear light of day, but also I often am inspired and need to jot down the blog post idea quickly so I can develop it later.

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