You don’t bat husbands on the head with a rolling pin until later!

This post is all about smiling and chuckling. Enjoy a few minutes of classic humor including some links to some short clips of classic Mel Blanc. Laughter makes you younger, and strengthens your immune system also – enjoy for your health sake, after all winter is coming!

Mel Blanc was an amazing voice artist, and together with the other gifted people at foghornWarner Bros I have enjoyed many a chuckle at the antics of Foghorn Leghorn.

Whether he was torturing that poor dawg, matching wits with the chicken hawk, or proving himself a chicken instead of loud-mouthed schnook. click here Foghorn is always unique and hilarious.  vimeo click here

Foghorn Leghorn: Looky here, son, I’m no loud-mouthed schnook.
[Hits dog as he talks]
Foghorn Leghorn: This is a dog, not a chicken. Chicken’s don’t look like dogs. Who told you this was a chicken, son? Nice boy, but doesn’t listen to a thing you say. You got a bum steer, son. I’m a chicken, not a schnook. You’re wrong, son.
Barnyard Dawg: [Kicks Foghorn] Schnook!
Henery Hawk: Schnook.

Henery Hawk: Hey, he called you a chicken.
Foghorn Leghorn: That’s what I’ve been – I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, boy! I am a chicken!
[Henery hits Foghorn on the head with a shovel and drags him away]
Henery Hawk: He talked me into it.
Foghorn Leghorn: I’m just a loud-mouthed schnook.
Henery Hawk: Chicken or schnook, in our oven he’ll look good.

Henery Hawk: Still tryin’ to prove you’re a chicken, eh?
Foghorn Leghorn: [nods]
Henery Hawk: Schnook.

prissyLittle did I know that he was also knowledgeable in the mysteries of marriage or is he?

Foghorn Leghorn: Let me guess, dearie. You’re looking for a husband.

Prissy: Yes!

Foghorn Leghorn: Well, you’re going about it the wrong way, sister. You don’t bat ’em on the bean with a rolling pin. That comes later.

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Love Letters in the Sand Some Quotes of Kahlil Gibran

I read these quotes, and they made me pause….. and think. Take a moment in your day to read some awesome quotes, and pause…

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Khalil Gibran (January 6, 1883 – April 10, 1931) was a Lebanese-American artist, poet, and writer.Born in the town of Bsharri in the north of modern-day Lebanon.He is chiefly known in the English-speaking world for his 1923 book The Prophet, an early example of inspirational fiction including a series of philosophical essays written in poetic English prose. The book sold well despite a cool critical reception, gaining popularity in the 1930s and again especially in the 1960s counterculture. Gibran is the third best-selling poet of all time, behind Shakespeare and Lao-Tzu.

The Prophet is a book of 26 prose poetry essays written in English by Kahlil Gibran. It was originally published in 1923. It is Gibran’s best known work. The Prophet has been translated into over forty different languages and has never been out of print. In this book a Prophet who is about to board a ship…

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No One likes Poison

I was watching a tv show recently “Unforgettable“, it’s a series that Sue & I enjoy together.  In this one particular episode the main character, Carrie is poisoned and nearly dies. It got me thinking about how insidious poison is. The character Carrie was dying slowly from poison and the poison worked invisibly inside her, wrecking tissue and reeking damage until the damage would become beyond capacity to endure, resulting in her demise.

Of course in this case, it was a tv show, and the main character is going to live, they find an antidote and she is saved.

But what about poison in real life?

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up relations. ~ Buddha 

Is DOUBT that poisonous?

If it risks that what is (I believe) most important to us which is relationships, then we need to know for certain.

Doubt is to be uncertain, to distrust,  or to be hesitate in believing.  If I apply that to my relationships, that is poison. I don’t want any doubt at all. I want my relationships to be unquestionably healthy and real.

That isn’t to say relationships are all perfectly and sunny.  Rain comes, and we need welcome it as we need it for a healthy planet, and in the same way clouds can be a way to strengthen relationships.  Rain can eliminate doubt. When “bad weather” comes into our lives and then we will know, by their actions and not by words, that our relationships are strong –  because of the rain we cast out doubt and are stronger, healthier, doubtfree.

Thanks Disney for a great movie!

Thanks Disney for a great movie!

May we all have strong relationships with the people most important to us, and may they have no doubt in us, or of us.

Let us each be the doubt antidote that instead bonds people, strengthens friendships and heals relations.

Have a nice day, and thanks for reading today. I must be having a “thoughtful” day. 🙂

I am not certain if this is worth posting, so it could disappear soon. All of the above really is to tell your loved ones that you love them, and you really will always be there for them, unquestionably.

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Morning Ride

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I lay in bed the other morning, my mind racing. It was drafting emails I would not sent, letters to the newspaper editor that I wanted to send but denied myself the satisfaction.

Out of absolute mind-numbing fear my buzzing thoughts would wake my slumbering bride, who would have throttled me in a nano-second and claimed she was only dreaming she was throttling me. I crept as silently as a ninja (in my mind) but realistically I was probably more like Godzilla on ice as I careened around the room in the dark dressing and thumping the floor. Fortunately neither my thumps or screams of pain ever wake my princess as her ears are attuned only to the sound of the coffee-maker beeping her serum is ready, then I jolt her electrodes and she arises to face the day.  [ the average morning approximately 🙂 ]

Anyway I snuck out in the dark, then snuck back in, it was cold, and like a wuss I needed some gloves. I soon headed out and it was roughly 5:30 on Saturday morning. Lovely watching the sun lighten and I rode to the other end of town by Okanagan lake.  I resisted the insane desire to have a quick plunge in the lake, and instead my thoughts turned to bagels, coffee and jam at home. So I sallied forth, this time with a tailwind and made better time.

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No Excuses she said, Message was clear!

I have a support team with respect to my health. The team has three co-captains and one is definitely my lovely daughter.

It wasn’t a surprise to get a text message from her asking me what my exercise plan for the day was. This was her way of telling me to get out there!  I replied to her that it was windy and cold (and it was for a couple days).  She replied succinctly,  No excuses!

It’s nice to have a nudge now and then, right?

I appreciated it and have paid it heed as well, getting out there for exercise.

My preference of late has been to ride my bike, so I took some images to share from my last ride of my fair mini-gotham on Sept. 11.

Thanks for visiting,  I appreciate it!

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A Quote, some words and a super-awesome musical video

Today I have for my readers, a Buddha quote, a couple pictures, a word or two from me and a talented music video.  I loved this video when I saw it and I think more than two MILLION people have viewed it already. It is really awesome and I hope it is the first time that you have seen it.

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. – Buddha

Sometimes we can be our own worst critic, and sometimes we are too easy on ourselves,  for example there are often two reasons we do something (or not do) – there is the reason we give, and the real reason.

As you go on your journey,  take time to be honest with yourself, neither too hard, or too soft – listen to your heart of hearts.

BTW, today and every time you read or share my blog posts, Thank you, much much appreciated.

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