Chocolate has Rules !

Each week at the Toastmasters Club I belong to, SITSO Said-So Toastmasters – Club641259, there is one part of the meeting that is when someone shares either a joke or inspirational.

Last week – Anik shared the Rules of Chocolate, and now I will share them with you!

  1. If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, ………………’re eating it too slowly. 
  2. To get chocolate home from the store in a hot car……………… it in the parking lot.
  3. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit; so eat as many as you want. 
  4. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. 
  5. Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done. 
  6. Money talks, Chocolate sings! 

Oh, and by the way……..

I was looking at a Facebook page for Three Blind Mice Guest Suite and after admiring the view I felt inspired about visiting this place called Penticton. 
 Looks like a great place to live, raise a family, maybe retire !

About dfolstad58

I live in the South Okanagan. BC. I enjoy reading, exercise, toastmasters. spending time with my son, my daughter, & her husband , and my patient wife. I try to respond personally to every comment on my blog, and in this way I hope to get to know my readers a little bit and and am able to thank readers for their encouragement on what they liked and suggestions on what they would like to see me try in order to improve.
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